FRUSTRATED!!

All weekend long...no love for me... I almost begged for it! My hormones are going crazy right now, like they always are about this time, and could I get any, please? No, thank you. Too tired from golfing with my asshole friends. God, I hate his friends. That's fine, he can have his friends.. I bet I can find someone to make me happy today while he's at work. What do you think?

Want to help a girl out?